Ahh, wonderful news at last. Greece have done it. A Trojan horse delivered beautifully by the Greek football team. I’m absolutely delighted for them.

My new favourites to win the damn thing! I’d absolutely love to see them up against the Germans in the final. Not that I think politics and sport should mix of course, ahem.


I should, of course add, that sport is merely politics, or war, by alternative means (Machiavelli)